It's
Sir Sal T. Stache!
Hey y'all -- I call Sir Sal T. my "friendly nemesis" because he is a savory character at dinner parties for sure! I love having him around but sometimes he can be a bit too much -- especially when he peppers his speech with indecipherable mumblings because of that ridiculously large moustache. I love him but it's complicated!
About this Persnickety
Pretzel...
"They always keep telling me to 'not be salty,' but the bitter truth is that everything that happens in life is not sweet. So I say, 'Exalt the Salt!' while enjoying my malt."
Whiskey Brown (harumph!)
"Push It," Salt-N-Pepa
I'm not being biased here, but I really think sourdough bread is underrated -- my understanding is that it contains soluble fiber that not only can help prevent arterial plaque accumulation, but it can also help lower the 'bad cholesterol' in your system. And of course, I am referring to sourdough bread made with salt -- harumph!
"The Salt Shaker"
Recall!
The author wishes to continually express gratitude to the "kind strangers" who gave him much needed and appreciated care during the post-operation phase.
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Thus, a portion of every sale will be donated to the American Nurses Association annually on the anniversary of the author's open heart surgery in the month of July.
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